An Aussie bride has revealed the worst potential uninvited visitor at marriage ceremony. No, it isn’t the annoying “I am simply enjoying Satan’s Advocate” uncle, however an enormous fucking leech. I might reasonably take the leech TBH.
Madelyn Clever posted a video on her TikTok of her and her husband’s first dance at their marriage ceremony. It was captioned “what we found beneath my gown a couple of minutes after our first dance”.
After the fkn lovable footage of Madalyn and her husband dancing, she confirmed a shot of her blood-soaked leg and marriage ceremony gown. Jeepers, the dry-cleaning prices alone!
It was adopted by a shot of the perpetrator: an engorged leech.
One particular person commented: “this weirdly jogs my memory of Stranger Issues” and I actually should agree. It is giving these creepy little fuckers from season three.
@madalyn.smart There’s all the time one thing that does not go fairly proper at your marriage ceremony, proper? 😂🤦🏻♀️ #leech #weddingtiktok #marriage ceremony #weddingnightmare #foryoupage #fyp #ohno ♬ Oh no – Kreepa
Fairly a couple of folks stated they’d assume the blood was interval blood. A good name to make TBH.
However plenty of others commented on the vid saying they’d by no means go to Australia. Belief me guys, leeches are the least of your worries.
“Every single day I open TikTok and simply get one more reason to not go to Australia,” stated one particular person.
“Inform me you reside in Australia with out telling me you reside in Australia,” commented one other.
Madalyn then posted a observe up story time TikTok the place she defined she bought married on the Gold Coast’s Hinterland.
@madalyn.smart Okay right here you go! Right here is the Leech story time 😂 sorry if it isn’t superb I’m tremendous new to TikTok pls do not be imply… #leech #weddingstorytime ♬ unique sound – Madalyn Clever
“Within the weeks main as much as our marriage ceremony, we had loads of rain,” Madalyn Clever stated.
“We had our ceremony after which we went off to have our marriage ceremony portraits taken on the venue.
“Throughout this photograph session, we did have to enter some actually lengthy, sludgy grass… That is the place I believe the leeches got here in to the image.”
She additionally defined there have been really not one however THREE leeches. That’s three too many in my e book.
There was one beneath her foot, one at the back of her knee and one crawling up her leg. The large ‘ol leech seen within the first TikTok was behind her knee. Madalyn reckoned it had been there for about three hours — therefore how chunky it was.
“It was actually on me all through my entire reception, all through the dinner and the speeches,” she defined.
In response to Madalyn, she’d been dancing together with her buddies for one or two songs when her mother-in-law grabbed her and took her to the dressing room.
“We get in there and I used to be like ‘what is going on?’ However then we’re in there and she or he’s simply lifting up my gown.”
Her mother-in-law defined she’d noticed some blood on her gown and Madalyn immediately assumed she’d bought an early interval.
However no: it was leeches all alongside. Her mother-in-law first noticed the one beneath Madalyn’s foot. It seems the leech behind her knee was so massive and so full, it’d really fall off.
Weirdly (and form of fortunately) sufficient, Madalyn was the one one who bought leeched.
“I used to be the one one on the marriage ceremony who had this leech situation. None of my friends had any leeches on them, not one of the workers — nobody had a leech however me.”
Her photographer and marriage ceremony coordinator helped sponge blood out of her gown on the night time and bandage up her leg. Absolute icons there. Plus in line with the venue workers it had by no means occurred earlier than
Madalyn stated she was in the end positive although it took ages for the bleeding to cease. That is as a result of leech saliva is an anticoagulant. Primarily, it stops blood from clotting the best way it usually would.
Phew. And I believed a photographer photoshopping eyes onto blinking friends was the wildest factor that might occur at a marriage. Shout out to the good state of Queensland for proving me unsuitable.
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Picture: TikTok / @madalyn.smart