The world used to be buzzing about a wedding dress that you can order from AMAZON and that, according to news reports, is really cheap!
And then we came across this list … THE TOP SIGNS YOU HAVE ORDERED ONLINE FOR YOUR WEDDING DRESS!
Here we go…
It came rolled up in an 8×10 package
It was white on the website but pink when you got it
When you opened the box it said, “Some assembly required”.
It was one size for everyone
The delivery costs more than the actual dress
Moths were poisoned to death when they tried to eat it
They sewed it together with a fishing line
The label read “Vera Bang Original”
Her fiancé got his tuxedo from eBay
The veil doubles as a fishing net
It smells like soup
The train is held together by the Velcro fastener